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glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

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zorak2:

boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

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isittingduck:

tennants-hair:

timelord374:

tennants-hair:

so i showed my friend this picture of anakin

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and she was like ”he’s hot”

and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah

he’s

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pretty hot

Too soon

IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS

One might say that it was 
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

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tylerchokely:

shaquille, don’t feel

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

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antidarkheart:

funymony:

Natalie and I were browsing the internet in our living room. Our dogs Bravo and Shady had to go potty so Natalie went outside with them.

Natalie noticed a stranger approaching from the alley so she put Shady inside the house. Meanwhile Bravo noticed the stranger in all black and started barking at him alongside the fence.

As Natalie went to retrieve Bravo, the man leaned over our fence and started slurring at Natalie. He was leaning over the gate on the “BEWARE OF DOG” sign.

Bravo jumped up and bit the guy’s hand. The man pulled it back, shook it off, and kept slurring. Natalie grabbed Bravo and shouted “PLEASE DON’T LEAN OVER THE FENCE OR MY DOG WILL BITE YOU AGAIN!”

I went outside to see what the commotion was all about, only to see Natalie run inside with the dog.

After she explained what had happened, we both looked outside to see the man on his phone, shouting. He was really drunk and we were afraid he was going to do something rash, so we called non-emergency dispatch.

Two officers arrived and talked to the man as we watched from the window. Eventually they were joined by a firetruck and an ambulance.

After they took him away in the ambulance, the cops approached our door.

From what the cops told us, the guy was drunk as hell and a real asshole. He was even yelling at the firefighters who were trying to help him.

One cop said the man wanted to charge us for everything we have.

The cops were nice and felt sorry for us, but told us that because Utah Liability Laws, the man could charge us for all of his expenses and we’d be defenseless.

If you don’t think it’s shady that a drunk man, wearing all black, starts coming into your yard at 3 in the morning to talk to a 24 year old girl— then I don’t know whose fault you’d think it is.

Fuck that man, why would the law even THINK to be on his side? Heaven forbid an animal protect his owner! How awful for a drunk, aggressive man to get what was coming to him…. 

Your sign clearly says “Beware Of Dog” so he shouldn’t be able to charge for shit. If he was too drunk to read a large beware sign and to lash out on people than boohoo for him; hes going to fucking jail. 

Hopefully the law follows their common sense and realizes that that man should be behind bars. 

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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thefairmaidensays:

IT LOOKS LIKE THEYRE MAKING AN INTENSE SALAD OH GOD OH GOD IM CRYING

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come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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summersanimatedworld:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

EDIT :

In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)

(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

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